aceofsaves:

1999gorl:

me after finishing a movie: wow that was rly good!! im amazed

movie critics: trashiest movie ever created; possibly the worst movie of the year; complete disgrace

alternatively

movie critics: best movie of the year. revolutionary. it’s a cinematic masterpiece

me: what the actual fuck did I just watch

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous

boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)

me:

veryoldlady:

setheverman:

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

cool

tomfletcherscats:

i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”

memedealerdaddy:

Taylor Swift reminds me of that one scene in the office where Michael says “I am the victim of a hate crime” and Stanley’s like “that’s not what a hate crime is” and Michael just goes “WELL I HATED IT”